Have a question for Mostly Metal Dad? Need a more in-depth explanation of a totally metal fathering tip? Want to share a sweet band you’re into that no one else will understand? Need me to name your firstborn child? I can do most of these things. (I’m rather partial to the given name “Emasculator.”)

You can even contact me if you have a question about raising your own little hell-bundle. I can’t guarantee I’ll be of much help, but we can at least wallow in our feelings of inadequacy together.

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